open up your heart.

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sytycd.

jakob just fucking killed it.

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my mom surprised me and made me get the fucking swine flu shot.

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Julie (via nicolasv)

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Julie (via nicolasv)

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“where do those little people shop?”
— my mother.
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uncontrallable laughter; signal to stephen with finger to wait until i calm down

levlinds:

“ONE”
“FIRST WORD”
laugh for another 10 minutes straight

mrs scott on phone with her son
“PUT HIM ON SPEAKER”

best class of my life

“everyone, on the count of three say ‘get better kyle.’ “
“one, two three.”
“hiiiii kyle!”

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(via .Ï.)
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